Bathory's Banquet

"I haven't eaten in centuries!" says the leprechaun.

"We can't just tuck in without beinginvited!" you say. "Hello?" you call "Is anyone there? Someone must have made this food."

No answer

"Is it allright if we just help ourselves?"

Still nothing.

"WE'LL START EATING NOW, THEN."

Silence.

"Guess we just tuck in, nobody said no"

After a hefty meal, you and the leprechaun are stuffed, and your bellies bulge out. "Ahh, that was wonderful." you say.

"And there's still plenty left over!" replies the Leprechaun.

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