Troggie and his Amazing Technicolor Yawn

"Troggie, keep still!" you cry.

"Sorry." replies Troggie "Any idea how I can get you out of me?"

"Simple!" you say "Just stick your fingers down your throat!"

Troggie does so, and instantly vomits spewing out not only you and the ring, but whatever disgusting stuff trolls eat (Let's not even think of going there!)

"I don't even want to think about what you've been eating!" you groan as you lie in a large pile of troll puke "Just get me out of here!"

As Troggie steps forward to pick you up, his feet slip in his sick and he steps on you. Again.

*WARNING! DON'T READ THE NEXT PART IF YOU'RE SQUEAMISH!*

Falling on his fat troll butt, the clumsy troll peels you off his foot. "I'd better clean you off" he says, and starts LICKING you clean!! "That is gross on so many levels!" you wail. As if that wasn't enough, he then licks his feet clean! "I'm glad you're doing your feet after me!" you say.

As Troggie licks his toes, you spot the magic ring which has somehow gotten caught on his middle toe. "The ring!" you cry "It might be able to restore me!". Troggie tries to pull it off, but it's stuck!

Written by AndrewAnorak

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