Sticking it to the stuck dragon

"HEEAAAAVE!" you call, as you push Roger from behind. "HEEEEAAAVE!"

The obese dragon pulls and pulls, sucking in his gut. "You know Bathory?" he asks

"Her real name's Jennifer McCowen." you reply, still pushing "She's the bane of my life. We're both reporters but instead of finding her own scoops, she follows me and steals mine."

"Well now she's taken over by Bathory, you have no competition now" says Roger. "Push a bit harder, will you?"

"Bathory and Jennifer are a dangerous combination." you reply, extending your claws and look at them "I was hoping to rip her to shreads with my new cat body, but who knows what powers she has now...why didn't I think of this before?". You stick your claws in Roger's butt and the dragon pops though the door with a yelp. "Sorry, I had to do that. Wait here, Roger" you say to the dragon, who is rubbing his rear. "I might need you".

Written by AR Jackson

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