Big Foot, Little Person

"I did not wish to be bigfoot!" you say, ripping off your other shoe.

"Ye wished to be the strongest man in yer state, right?" replies the leprechaun "Well I did a quick magic check and found the strongest one there was a bigfoot. Well, I thought, he's human enough!"

"Well bigfoot isn't human enough for me!" you argue, getting to your size 27s and pacing around. "I demand you correct it!"

"Cost you yer last wish, mind!" coos the leprechaun, dancing daringly around and between your humongous feet.

You roll your eyes upwards and grown. "All right, leprachaun, I.." You look down and see that the leprechaun is nowhere to be seen. "Leprechaun? Where are you?"

Written by Stucklepaw

Toe Jam

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