Dragon vs. Chicken

You are about to accept the dragon's proposal when the ground starts to shake again. You are surprised to see cracks appearing on the floor. Suddenly, a gargantuan... chicken head? Anyway, it comes out of the ground and pushes the nerd up with it. The nerd reawakens to find himself on the top of a two story chicken. The chicken speaks to you, and the nerd faints again. "No way! The dragon can't do that with his magic! He's just duping you, trying to get his life back. One would need fully fledged CHICKEN magic to return YOU to your rightful state! I am Kathur, the Unarmored Chicken, and I am telling you to dump this dullscale and transform a piece of FURNITURE into a girl and reawaken ME, and then I'll get you back to your normal selves." After this speech, the Armored Dragon Ruthak and the Unarmored Chicken Kathur start squabbling over who could really transfrom you back. Both make convincing arguments, and you are about to ask the nerd for advice until you realise he's (she's)unconcious again.

Written by Bob McBobberstein, who prefers to remain anonymous.

Ruthak asserts his power

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