Everything that happens in this weird place

You rub your neck, only to hear a great bang above you. You see that the roof has opened up, and there is a large, rectangular moon in the sky. There is another bang as a bunch of kittens fire into the starry sky.

Suddenly the house decides that it is bored, and vomits cows on to your brand new carpet (half price at selected grocery stores)! You gasp in horror and the house laughs menacingly. You decide the only way to get him back is to stuff porridge into his ears. The house dies, and Jessie and you leave, to have a celebratory meal at Nando's.

:P You asked for it!

Written by GoDieInAHole

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