Silence Is Golden

"We're filming a video for 'Silence Is Golden,' our forthcoming single," Shirley explains. "Right now, the plan is to use a cat-and-mouse theme, with me wearing plastic mouse ears and running for my life. Butch was supposed to dress up as a cat, but he convinced me that it would be better to turn some young stud like you into a two-legged tabby. Looking at you now, I can see that he was right. So, would you like to star in the video? It would make me very happy."

She sheds a few crocodile tears to strengthen her case, but you always have wanted to be on television, anyhow. Your only concern is whether you might make a career out of this. Do you give in right away, or negotiate for a bigger piece of the pie?

Written by Joey Liverwurst

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