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It's a lot bigger than you thought...

You're a little taken aback. Who's ever heard of a fat cowboy? They're pretty much non-existent - almost all cowboys are either thin or muscuslar. Maybe the store's trying to be unique with it's costumes? You're not sure.

Nonetheless, you decide to put the costume on anyway - you've always wanted to be a cowboy. You put on the flannel shirt first, buttoning it up over your lithe frame, then pull the vest on over it. Both pieces of clothing are extremely loose, and hang off your shoulders in large drapes and folds. You pull on the pants next, securing the belt tightly around your waist to stop them from falling down. Finally, you put on the cowboy boots, which are the only things that actually fit you properly - everything else is far too big! You'd think the store would supply padding or something...

You look at the tag again. The weight is listed as 320 kg - you're not even half that size! It's also designed for someone slightly taller than you, too - the pants are bunched up around your ankles, and the sleeves of the shirt are several centimetres too long for your arms. You flip the tag over, and find another option, as well as a picture of what you suppose is someone wearing the costume. The option, "Transformative", is set at "Yes". You have no idea what that means. The picture shows an absurdly fat man, with a thick beard and bushy eyebrows, standing in what looks like a desert. You shake your head and chuckle, then put the tag down.

As you look at yourself in the mirror, you wonder why you even put this outfit on in the first place - you could've just gone for a smaller size, that would actually fit you. What where you thinking? You sigh and sit down on the bench to take off the boots, and that's when you notice that something's off...

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