YOU HAVE BECOME A TODDLER-ENTERTAINING FLUFFY THING!!!

You awake to find yourself locked in a cell - but a very large and odd cell. For the walls are painted green and blue, and there are a number of oversized toys littering the fluffy shag carpet, underneath your feet.

" Whoa... What..." you murmur, putting your large, orange claw to your face. You howl in horror and look at your hand - and arm. Both fluffy, enormous and orange. You stagger over to a brightly-painted wooden mirror to see a cutesy, oversized fluffy orange face and snout staring back at you!

"NOOOOOOOO!" you howl.

"YES! Mwahaha! You shall now entertain toddlers, among such deviliciously evil puppets as the Teletubbies, the Thimbles, and the age-old horror - THE CRAPPY PUPPETS FROM 'RAINBOW'!!!" Barney howls. You realize, to your horror, that he was standing right behind you the whole time.

"Come! It's 4:30 on CBeebies. YOUR TIME."

Written by an anonymous author (edited by wanderer)

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