Big, BIG, BIIIIIIIIIG TROUBLE!!!!!!!!

"Hey, this is big enough", you say. "Stop growing me!"

"Ah, but ye just said ye wanted ta get bigger" says the leprechaun with an evil smile "Ye never said HOW BIG!"

"When will I stop growing?", you ask, getting worried.

"Never!" laughs the leprechaun "Well, ye used up yer three wishes, after all. If ye want ta stop growing, ye'll have ta find another Leprechaun!"

He vanishes in a puff of smoke as you knock your head on the ceiling.

Written by an anonymous author (edited by wanderer)