No laughing matter!

The pyrots now start shimmering and rubbing up against your footsoles.

HA!HA!HA!HA! STOP! HA!HA! HOO-HAA-HARRR!

Your toes hurt from all the wriggling and twitching...

HARRRR-HAA HAA! STOP! WOO-HOO-HOOO-HA-HA!

If they don't stop soon you'll die laughing! You're ready to tell them anything. ANYTHING!

Written by an anonymous author