Tortured!

"Coochy coochy coo!", squark the Pyrots as they start to tickle your bare feet with their wingtips.

"HA! HA! HA! STOP! HA! HA!"

"Tell us what we need to know!" the birds squark.

"HA! HA! I d-don't know! HA! HA!"

"Nonsense! We've been watching you. You DO know!"

Written by an anonymous author (edited by wanderer)