Foot not in mouth

Your father's job is top secret, and you can't risk telling anyone else about it. Not even your teacher.

"I'm sorry Mrs Fergeson, but I can't tell you."

"Then between my smelly toes you will stay!" she says, twitching her toes and giving you a squeeze.

We'll see about that, you think

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