Trainer Matt

"I can't talk to you just now" you tell the lab mouse "I'm waiting for my trainer to arrive."

"I AM your trainer!" replies the mouse with paitence.

"Oh yes!" you reply "I should have known. Anyway, what should I call you? Apart from 'Mousey'?"

"I wasn't given a name" replies the mouse sadly "Just a number I can never remember"

"How about I christen you?" you ask "How about Matt?"

For the first time, the mouse smiles "That's good! Very clever! Matt it is! Anyway, we should start your training now!"

Written by AR Jackson

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