Nothing a little Brute Force can't handle

You are not too worried. You figure its time to put your toon abilities to the test.

In traditional toon fashion you pull a bag from behind your back. In it you find an Ax. Spitting in both hands you grip the handle firmly and take a swing with at the tree.

The ax stops dead like it has hit stone, sending a violent vibration through your body. When you recover you find that the ax head has crumbled to dust.

Growling with discontent you retun to the bag. You pull out a chainsaw. You pull the rip cord, bringing the industrial strength chain saw to life and let it loose on the tree while cackling like a mad man.

The chain saw cuts into the tree until the teeth are grinded into nothing.

'What is this tree MADE of!?'

In a fit of rage you decide to pull out all the stops. You pick up the big guns, the last resort of any toon...

TNT.

Cart loads of the stuff. You slip outside of the tree and plant it around its base before slipping back in to detonate the explosives.

You throw the switch and plug your ears.

'Wait...did I Just...?

(BOOM!!!)

Written by Foxcat

All's well that ends in an smoldering crater

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