The Slo-Mo-Explo

You drop it on the ground right as Scotty comes running up.

"What'ca got there?" He says in the most annoying voice possible.

"It's some sort of strange rock I got in the mail."

"Oh, nice move, Einstein. What if it explodes like a letter-bomb or some jazz like that?"

"Shut up." you tell him.

But for only the third time in his life, Scotty was right.

As you're talking to Soctty, you don't even notice that the rock is ticking and shaking. Or that it seems to be blinking on and off.

Then it explodes.

The world seems to be moving in slow motion.

Before you can even react, you and Scotty are engulfed in a bright orange fire and and purple smoke.

After the smoke clears, #which takes approximatley 2 minutes and 23 seconds# you find yourself lying on the ground wondering what's happening.

You sit up, check yourself and find that you are absolutley fine.

That the exact opposite of the conditon that Scotty's in.

Excpet it's not Scotty.

It's a rabbit...

Right where Scotty had been sitting.

Oh no.

How are going to explain to the Waltons that there son is a rabbit?

Written by The Brilliant Dr. Arbuckle

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