Game 2Game 2 Outline| Game 2 |
Game 2 Outline |
Amidst a din of splintering wood and cracking plaster, you feel yourself crashing through the floor of your second-story apartment and dropping into the room below. By sheer good fortune, your massive body narrowly misses a knot of chatting men and women and instead slams squarely into a long table laden with refreshments. In an instant, the table is reduced to debris, and the food and drink are spattered onto the astonished onlookers.
Pandemonium ensues. The exits are quickly jammed with fleeing guests, while those trapped in the room with you howl in abject terror. Lurching to your feet, your legs and belly smeared with potato salad and onion dip, you cry out, "It's all right! It's all right! I'm not going to hurt you!"
At least, that's what you try to say. What actually comes out of your cavernous mouth is a series of ferocious grunts and bellows which only serve to terrify the scrambling mob even further.
Written by Funny Animal (edited by phaedrus)