Well, Roger could do with a laugh...

"Simple!" you say, flexing your claws "We'll TICKLE him!"

You and Jennifer reach up and each tickle a huge dragon foot. Roger, who is VERY ticklish, bursts out in fits of laughter, crying buckets.

"HAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAAA-HAAAA! HARRRRRRRRRRRR-HARRRRRR-HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! STOP! HOO-HOOOOOO! HE-HE! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Soon the whole room is full of steam, you and Jennifer are forced back. You can't see Roger for all the steam, but you can still hear him.

Written by Andrew Anorak

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