Bennie the sceptical Tiger

"I didn't get this way through over eating, you know?"

"Did I tell you to stop?" snaps Bennie (that being the name on the tiger's namebadge. You continue to do sit-ups. "Well how did you get to be a blimp then?"

"A leprechaun...cursed...me....gotta...get to .....castle....McFenry....in ....a....week's...time..."

Bennie just laughs "That's the DUMBEST story I've ever heard. Who would be idiotic enough to believe some stupid fairytale like that?"

Written by Andrew Anorak

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