Who's Top Dog now, Dragon?

"Are you the 'Ol' Firestarter' I've been told about?" you ask.

"HAA HAA! YESSS!! HARRRRRHEEE HEEEEHEE HOOO!!! I'M ALSO VERY TICKLISH!!! MOVE THE ARMOUR!! HOOO HOOOOO!!!"

You push the long-dead knight away from the huge foot. The armour clangs as it hits the ground. The muffled giggling is replaced by gasps for breath, and the dragon flexes his toes.

"Oh, thankyou, thankyou!" gasps Firestarter. "Now you can start digging. Start with my head, so I can see you."

"No." you reply. "What??" cries the dragon.

"It would take forever by hand, and I can't get any major excavation machines up here. I can't dig you free, even if I wanted to!"

"Y-you don't want to free me?" exclaims Firestarter "WHY?"

"I'm replacing you as the monster of the mountain!" you say, kicking your shoes off "Bathory's magic transformed me into a werewolf!" you say as you transform. You scamper up the huge pile of gold that holds Ol' Firestarter prisoner, disloging some golden coins and uncovering the dragon's huge eye. He looks up at you as you stand on top of the pile and howl.

"I'M THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN NOW!! ARRRROOOOOOOO!!!!"

Written by AndrewAnorak

Firestarter protests

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