Revenge of the Werecat

"Ah, hello?" Shirley calls to you. "Hello, cat-boy? You still with me?"

"Hmm...what?" You snap out of your reverie. "Oh, sorry, Shirley. I was just thinking that in this form I have incredible power, and I was wondering what to do with it."

"Well, DUH!" Shirley declares. "You said you wanted revenge on that Jennifer whats-her-name reporter chick."

You slap a paw against your forehead. "D'oh! That's right. I forgot. Thanks for reminding me. Will you excuse me for a moment while I go rip Jennifer to shreds?"

"No prob, dude," Shirley remarks casually. "Later."

Back in the hallway, you chuckle to yourself. "Boy, oh boy, oh boy! Wait 'til Jennifer gets a load of me!" But where is your arch-rival?

Suddenly, you hear footsteps coming from an open door. It must be Jennifer! Quickly, you extend your claws and crouch down low. Then, yowling as loudly and viciously as you can, you leap through the door.

Written by Funny Animal

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