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"MREEOOWRR!" you wail, waving your claws about menacingly. "Guess who, Jennifer?" you yowl. "It's me, your old pal..." Your threat dies in your throat as you realize that it's not your arch-rival Jennifer McCowan looking back at you. It's an enormous beast of some sort. Your jaw falls open as the fearsome apparition turns its eyes on you.
It's a dragon. An honest-to-goodness, living, breathing, green-scaled dragon. With dark bat-like wings and a long snaking tail and a pot belly and round wobbly cheeks and...
Hold on...wait a sec, here. "Pot belly"? "Wobbly cheeks"? You look again.
Yes, it's a dragon, all right. A bloated caricature of a dragon that would look more at home parked in a recliner than battling knights in shining armor. It seems to be confused.
"What are you supposed to be?" it asks in a deep yet comical voice.
Written by Funny Animal
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